Boo Boo

Let’s talk about ‘boo boo’ weed. You know the stuff – that sad excuse for cannabis you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy. Picture this: Your regular connect’s dry, so you hit up that sketchy dude from your buddy’s work. He swears he’s got ‘the fire,’ but when you meet up, he hands you a baggie of what looks like lawn clippings mixed with twigs.

Nobody’s ever gonna admit they’re selling it, but somehow it still ends up in rotation. It’s the bottom of the barrel, the stuff that makes you question your life choices with every harsh, flavorless hit.Dry as grandma’s biscuits, with all the potency of a CBD gummy bear, boo boo weed is what happens when quality control takes a permanent vacation. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you seriously consider a tolerance break – not by choice, but because smoking it feels pointless.When you end up with boo boo, you know you’ve hit rock bottom. It’s not the dank you’re looking for – it’s the regret you settle for when you’re desperate and out of options.So next time you’re eyeing some suspiciously cheap weed, remember: if it looks like boo boo and smells like boo boo, it’s probably boo boo.

Don’t settle for boo-boo!